Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
Ten times the skill, intellect, morality, and complexity?
Skill? Seriously? How could you possibly know that? Measure that? Batman trained with freaking ninja’s. Freaking. Ninja’s. What’d Black Widow do? Don’t get me wrong, she obviously has skill, but it doesn’t appear to beat, or even match, Batman. Batman takes down guys bigger than him, and with superpowers, regularly. Black Widow on the other hand is usually fighting a bunch of losers to distract them while the Avengers actually take down the big villains.
On the subject of intellect; Batman is the world’s “greatest detective.” What’s black widow got? Batman is prepared for any situation. His intellect IS his superpower. He just didn’t fall into a vat of toxic waste to get it. The argument could also be made that Batman’s wealth is his superpower.
Morality? You must be joking. Black Widow is a spy (named after a poisonous spider, btw) with a shady history. Batman refuses to kill anyone. Ever. It’s his rule. He’s a vigilante criminal, but he’s not an executioner. No matter what incentive he has to kill someone, he always finds another way. The most you can argue for is them being equally moral, if you forgive the sins of Black Widow’s past, definitely no argument for her being morally superior.
Lastly, complexity? Seriously? What’s so complex about Black Widow that isn’t equalled by Batman? I’d be interested in hearing someone back up this foolhardy claim.
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
"Hausu" (1977) - Nobuhiko Obayashi
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
False rape accusations are an anomaly.
True rape accusations are a norm.
You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.
Re-blog now, read later.
"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”